I'm Sorry Your Warranty Has Expired - Aging, Evolution, and the Science of Staying Young

I’m Sorry Your Warranty Has Expired is a bold, brilliant, and often hilarious deep dive into one of humanity’s greatest paradoxes: why the very biology that got us here is now what's killing us. Written with biting wit and scientific clarity, this book tears down the reductionist dogma of modern medicine and replaces it with an evolutionary lens on aging, chronic disease, and health.

Why do our bodies fall apart after 40? Why does medicine keep throwing pills at symptoms instead of addressing the root causes? And why does your metabolism still think you’re a barefoot hunter-gatherer chasing antelope? Drawing from evolutionary biology, systems medicine, and cutting-edge longevity science, I’m Sorry Your Warranty Has Expired exposes the evolutionary mismatches fueling today’s chronic diseases—and lays out a blueprint for staying young by working with your biology, not against it.

With references to caloric restriction, senolytics, mTOR inhibitors, and the grandmother effect, this book is both a critique of our outdated medical model and a rallying cry for a future where we treat aging as the root cause—not a footnote.